Dont say it- more cowbell?

We have exceptional cowbells for sale. These cowbells are enameled a rich and lustrous cobalt blue and emblazoned with a glorious "F". The "F" stands for the greatest nordic racing team of all time- Falmouth Nordic. The tone produced from this handcrafted instrument rings clear and loud, a tone painstakingly replicated from the cow bells that are on the thick necks of alpine grazing bovines that spend their days loping about in the high fields of Switzerland.
These cowbells are in great demand and limited production so please buy early.
One costs you $10, and two cost you a paltry $15.

Are you wondering what you do with such a magnificent cowbell? Well, oh nordic newbie, you ring it with all your might as Falmouth skiers fly by you on the race course. Then you bring it home and display your allegiance to the greatest nordic racing team by placing your cowbell on the mantle next to grandpas old blunderbuss.

Liz Lesser is the keeper of the bells. lzlesser@gmail.com